Stupid laws of Alabama

Stupid Laws of the US state of Alabama

  • It is illegal to play dominoes on Sunday.
  • It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
  • In a 1991 issue of Radiance Magazine, author Robert Pelton writes that, “a full-bodied woman should never eat peanuts while attending church in Ryan Crossroads, Alabama. The pastor has the legal right to make offenders stand in a corner or leave the church until the service is finished.”
  • It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
  • Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
  • It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
  • Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
  • You may not drive barefooted.
  • It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
  • It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
  • Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
  • Masks may not be worn in public.
  • Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
  • Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
  • Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
  • It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
  • Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.
  • Incestuous marriages are legal.
  • It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
  • You must have windshield wipers on your car.
  • You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

Alabama stupid / dumb or outdated laws by county

Anniston

  • You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.

Jasper

  • It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.

Lee County

  • It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.

Mobile

  • It is unlawful to wear women’s pumps with sharp, high heels.
  • It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits.

Montgomery

  • It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of it spooking horses.

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