Ian McKenzie at this blog compiled these worst country songs. I thought they are sort of funny.
1. How Can I Miss You If You Wont Go Away?
2. Youre the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3. Ive Been Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart
4. I Keep Forgettin I Forgot About You
5. She Got the Gold Mine and I Got the Shaft
6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him
7. I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
8. Drop-Kick Me Jesus Through the Goalposts of Life
9. Thank God and Greyhound Shes Gone
10. If You Dont Leave Me Alone Ill Go and Find Someone Else Who Will
11. Ive Got the Hungries For Your Love and Im Waiting In Your Welfare Line
12. I Fell in a Pile of You and Got Love All Over Me
13. My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
14. I Wouldnt Take Her to a Dog Fight Because Im Afraid Shed Win
15. They May Put Me In Prison But They Cant Stop My Face From Breaking Out